Nothing makes me wish I had the pleasure of knowing my grandfather more than this card from my grandmother :/

mellarkia:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

(via thisisasickness)

My take on conservative ideology:

THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO DOWNSIZE

YOU CAN’T CONTROL 

  • MY GUNS
  • MY TAXES 
  • WHEN I CAN BUY BAKED GOODS
  • WHAT I EAT 
  • WHAT I DO
  • THE COUNTRY

BUT I WANT TO CONTROL

  • MARRIAGE
  • REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS
  • POOR PEOPLE
  • PEOPLE WHO AREN’T WHITE

that’s all

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tailoredthoughts:

benedictcumberbatch:

rinoa11:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

Oh….. oh… dear lord…. I am crying for all the wrong reasons.

sniggering snorting sobbing

probably the most delightful thing in existence. (Aside from RDJ, Chris Hemsworth, and Wes Anderson)

(via calebino)

285,911 plays

damnthatswhack:

Almost Politically Correct Redneck

[Slacktory]

i'm annelise.
i like cats, flowers,
cameras, and raspberry lemonade.

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